Steve King
Hometown: Dallas, TX Marital Status: Love my wife, my son and I have one more on the way. Favorite Artist: AC/DC, Metallica, Rolling Stones, Korn, Ozzy, Kiss, Green Day
I am not kidding. So we have to find new and creative ways to says these wonderful words.
So the wife and I were cleaning out clothes, as we need to get ready for winter, we don't have too much room in our place. That, and I am getting fatter by the day.
Let's say that you have been tasting the "tang" of another's poon and you car gets keyed, chances are that you just got busted.
This is just strange. This guy is naked and is very blase about it all.
If you want to cop a cheap feel, giver her this.
If you want to have more sex, don't be a guy...you gotta think like a chick...or a hooker.
What explains dropping a deuce better than penguins and toilets?
When I was growing up in the 70s and 80s I used to listen to everything from the mainstream of Kiss to the darker material of Black Sabbath to punk rock of Sex Pistols and I spent about a 5-7 year span of my life enjoying Hard Core Punk; and to hear the Misfits music show up on TV last night made me feel excited...and old all at the same time.
And know the ladies know our secret, as to why we talk to our Johnson's.
Yes, Bukkake.
Sounds like the title of a Rod Stewart album from the 1970s, I know, but someone with a lot of time on their hands decided to conduct a study to see if the myth was true:
The third in the series. This one has a few more phallic references than the others. Otherwise, the series is extremely weird, but still funny. Can you imagine how many bananas would be sold in the USA with a commercial like this?