A local news station out of West Virginia recently did a riveting story on the North American Skin Flute, wait... What!? The anchor for the news station stops mid sentence as he realizes what he is saying. He says "The North American Skin... er actually, the flute." What kind of world do we live in where we can't talk about playing the skin flute on television? No world we want to live in, that's for sure.
I thought I had a bad name for jokes (my last name is Bohner... mispronounced as "boner.") But I got nothing on MMA fighter Danny Mainus (mispronounced as "my anus.") Famous MMA commentator, Michael Schiavello, didn't dwell on the fact that the fighter's name was Mainus. But he did use the incorrect pronunciation of his name, which lead to some awesome statements during the fight.
I have had it with these mother-#$%^&* snakes on this mother-#$%^&* plane! - Samuel L. Jackson. A homeowner in Bowie County, Texas had the same sentiment as Jackson when she doused a snake in her house with gasoline and lit it on fire. Little did she know that the snake would then flee into a brush pile and start her home ablaze.
Andrew Wardle boasts that he has slept with over 100 women, yet he does not have a Willie. Andrew was born without a penis. According to The Sun, his birth defect "has caused him mental anguish, even driving him to the brink of suicide." Despite his defect, Andrew still managed to bed over 100 women. He used drug use as an excuse, claiming that he couldn't take things too far because he "couldn't rise to the occasion."
Zane's Son had his wisdom teeth pulled over the weekend. And with that procedure, comes some pretty heavy sedation. He was a little bit loopy after the the surgery, so Zane thought it would be the perfect opportunity to bust out the camera and start shooting. It's no 'David after the Dentist' video, but it's still got that sedation charm to it.
A weather man out of Los Angeles made a rather large blunder the other day when teasing his weather segment in the local news' opening. He claimed that a marathon runner had very nice "bitties..." We added the "b." He then tries to back track and say "tennies," referring to her shoes. We aren't fooled, weather guy. No way, no how! You were talking about her breasts!
The guys came across a TruTV article that highlights 13 dumb sex tips from all over the internet. The list takes sex advise from sources like Yahoo Answers, Cosmopolitan, and Men's Health. The tips and tricks that are featured seem to be not to well thought out. Several of the tips are completely off the wall, and only the kinkiest of individuals would seem to enjoy it.
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