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The stockings are hung. The coco is hot. The music is blaring. But just because Christmas is here doesn't necessarily mean that it's time to be jolly. Some folks are downright pissed at Santa (and/or their bosses, lives, etc.).

Here is a darling little video of some...interesting uses for Christmas lights. Enjoy! (You get bonus points if you can keep track of all the sexual innuendos.)

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Christmas time is once again upon us. If you're lacking in Christmas spirit this year, well, we have some of Santa's slutty little helpers geared up and ready to bust your Christmas balls.

Enjoy, and remember -- don't go diving down any chimney's without proper protection.

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You still having trouble getting into the Christmas Spirit? Not ready for the Company Christmas Party, the Sexual Harassment lawsuits, and all the annoying family you try to avoid the other 364 days a year? We completely understand. But, to help you get your mind right, here is a list of our favorite Christmas Cocktails. 

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The world will end on December 21st...probably...maybe....not. But, so we don't look like a bunch of asshats IF the world does end, here is our Soundtrack to the Apocalypse. Enjoy...and even if the world don't end, maybe you can still get raptured by a hot young lady. As always, if there is something you think should be added, let us know!

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Tonight we have one hell of a battle between the Legendary Aerosmith and our defending Champions In This Moment! Who wins it is up to you, get your votes in after the jump.

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We've had a lot of great battles the past couple of nights, but tonight is the heaviest and hardest yet! Tonight, we have defending champions Hatebreed taking on the Queen of Scream, Maria Brink and In This Moment! Who wins it is all up to you...get your votes in after the jump.

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Mark Tremonti has been on one hell of a roll beating Three Days Grace and Halestorm. Tonight, he takes on another heavyweight competitor when Buckcherry enter the CockFight Ring. Who wins it, is all up to you! Get your votes in after the jump.

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Metallica recently started their own record label, Blackened Recordings and today (December 11th) marks the release of their very first solo project, the live concert DVD 'Quebec Magnetic'!

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Every year, starting around Thanksgiving, everybody starts releasing their horrible Christmas songs (yes, I am looking at you Scott Weiland), but this year we actually get a Christmas song worth listening to courtesy of the Dropkick Murphys!

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We here at 99X like to keep you abreast of not only what your favorite bands are up to, but let you know about up and coming bands you need to keep your eyes on. Tonight, we have a great band coming to the Riverside Warehouse that you need to know about, Surrender the Fall!

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Well Movember is finally over. So, just as we are shaving off our mustaches to look like normal human beings again, the lady folks just had to swoop in and ruin our good times (as usual) with their own non-shaving campaign called Decembeaver! And yes, you guessed it, it's a whole month for women to get their bearded clam on. God help us all...

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With Christmas being right around the corner, chances are you'll be having holiday guests and family coming over and ruining your life. But this holiday season you can kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you have some decent dishware, but you can have the joy of watching your in-laws lick your balls clean!

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