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I like beer 'cause it is good. I drink beer because I should. If there was a song to sing, I'd sing it and beer you bring. I drink beer when I am sad cause the beer, it makes me glad. Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer. Beer is good...and stuff.
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This May Be The Greatest Stupid Human Trick EVER! [VIDEO]

If you've ever watched the Dave Letterman show, you know that people can do some amazingly stupid tricks. But...this one may just be THE greatest stupid human trick ever! Asian Porn Star, Hitomi Tanaka uses her massive mammaries to pull off an amazing feat. And I guess not having a gag reflex helps too (I think that's pretty safe to assume if you've seen any of her films). Check out her stupid human trick below.

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Festapalooza Teaser: Downfall Rising First Band Announced on Lineup [VIDEO]

A lot of folks have been calling, Facebooking, Tweeting, etc. begging us for details on this year's edition of Festapalooza. Well, it looks like the cat is out of the bag -- at least partially.

Downfall Rising, a regional band from Lufkin, slipped up and announced that they'll be playing this year's Festapalooza a little bit early.

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Wynonna Judd Retweets 99X, Actually Thinks We Care She’s Playing Shreveport

The big concert announcement this week from Municipal Auditorium is that Wynonna Judd is coming to town August 14. Now, in all honestly, I could give the ass of a rat less. (Now, if her sister Ashley was coming to Deja Vu, that would be a different story.)

But, this announcement did inspire me. It inspired me to crank up the mad genius Maynard J. Keenan and Puscifer. After that, it was all downhill.

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Local Guitarist Jon Stephenson To Hit The Road With 12 Stones

Our good friend and drinking buddy, Jon Stephenson has been crashed out on our couch and drinking all of our booze since he 'retired' from Digital Summer a couple of months back. Things have been rough on both of us. A couple of weeks ago, we had an intervention. We told him if he didn't quit peeing on our couch, we were gonna have to kick him out. Well, he took our stern words of warning seriously. Not only has he cleaned up his act (a bit), but finally got himself a job! Jon will be hitting the road and pretending to play guitar with local Louisiana band 12 Stones!

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Motörhead Debut Video For ‘Lost Woman Blues’ [VIDEO]

Last year, Motörhead released their brand new album "Aftershock." Unfortunately, after the release of the album, frontman Lemmy fell ill due to various health issues and the supporting tour came to a screeching halt.

Luckily, after months and months of recovery, it seems that Lemmy and Motörhead are back and kicking ass. Now that the band is back on track, they have released a new music video single called "Lost Woman Blues."

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Top 3 Barber Shops In Shreveport/Bossier

Is it just me or is it hard as hell to find a good barber shop in Shreveport/Bossier? Everything is hair stylists and beauty salons. Which is perfectly fine if you wanna get a hair frosting and smell like a chick. But, if you want to smell and look like a man, you need a good barber shop. And even though Barbers are a dying breed, we have several right here in the Shreveport area. So, before you run off and get a fresh shave and cut, check out this list.

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The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Guys Are Back Making Fun of Sharknado!

I loved Mystery Science Theater 3000 growing up. Absolutely loved it! It's probably part of the reason why I'm such a dick. But, at least for the past few years, it seems like MST3k have disappeared. The last Full Episode of MST3K aired on Sci-Fi in 1999. But, alas, with get to ride with the guys one more time because Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett will be back to make fun of Sci-Fi's B-Movie disaster Sharknado!

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Motörhead Prove They Still Kick Ass With July 4th Show [VIDEO]

There has been a lot of concern surrounding Motörhead and legendary frontman Lemmy. The singer has dealt with a lot of major health concerns in the past year and many folks thought he was gonna kick the bucket.

But after taking several months to recover and doing a mini tour in America, it looks like Motörhead is back to kicking ass and taking names.

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Catch A Patriotic Buzz With George Washington’s Beer Recipe

The 4th of July is tomorrow, so this may be a bit of short notice. But a lot of people switch over to American Beer for the 4th. And yeah, Miller, Bud, and PBR are all good and will get the job done. But for the true Patriot, there really is one beer that will bring in the Birth of America properly; George Washington's Personal Brew!

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A Man’s Checklist for the Fourth of July

Listen, we are quickly coming up on the 4th of July - America's Birthday. And you don't want to let Old Glory down, do you? If you want to be the best red meat eatin, beer swillin, pig grillin' Patriot you can be, follow my checklist of 5 items every man needs for a manly 4th of July!

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Puff’s Playlist: 7 Up-and-Coming Bands That Are Set to Kick Ass in 2014

We are just about halfway through 2014, and there have been tons of albums released and lots of festivals/tours bouncing around the country with lots more to come. But we already know how good Godsmack, Judas Priest, Theory of a Deadman and all those guys are. What about all the up and coming bands that are on the verge of hitting the big time?

Here is my list of bands that you need to keep an eye on over the next six months and beyond.

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The Dallas Cowboys Read Mean Tweets [VIDEO]

This video was released late last week, but everyone's favorite team to hate the Dallas Cowboys stole a page out of the Jimmy Kimmel playbook by putting together their own Mean Tweets video. I don't want to ruin any of the awesomeness of this video, but I will say this was the biggest win the Cowgirls have had in two decades. Go Saints!

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