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Quit Tagging Me In Madonna’s Tweets!

It's no secret that I hate Madonna with the passion of a thousand suns. She's old, dried up and for some ungodly reason keeps posting nude photos of herself on Twitter and Instagram. And much like her singing, it's only good when heavily modified in a studio. Yet, for some reason, a few listeners thought it would be hilarious to tag me in a bunch of Madonna photos and tweets. I thought it was funny at first, but now I just want to break Madonna's hip. 

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Geek’d Con Is Coming To The Shreveport Convention Center in August!

I'm in hog heaven because it looks like 2015 is the year of the nerd in Shreveport/Bossier! Back in February we had the Louisiana Comic Con. And now, it looks like a new 3 day Convention is coming to the Shreveport Convention Center August 21-23, Geek'd Con! And from their Facebook page, this looks like it is going to be an EPIC event! 

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Get the Ultimate Batman: Dark Knight Action Figure

I'm not a huge collector of action figures or statues. I have Daredevil, Punisher and Deadpool Action Figures and one really big Captain America Statue. But, when I saw this on Previews, I just had to have it! Mezco has a new line of One:12 Ultra Premium Action Figures and the first one released is based off of Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns! 

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Douchebag in Porsche Shows You Exactly How To Not Drive a Porsche

Look, Porsches are top of the line as far as sports cars go. They are luxury cars that can smoke pretty much anything else on the road. The unfortunate part is, the only people that can afford to drive Porsches are douche nozzles with too much money and not enough sense. Case and point, look at this ass clown. I'm not even going to tell you how stupid he is...just watch for yourself. He's not hurt...So it is more than okay for us to laugh at him and his small penis. 

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XFest Spotlight: Wayland

I'm pretty excited for XFest 15. A lot of great bands on the bill this year: Halestorm, Otherwise, etc.. But one band I'm really looking forward to seeing are Wayland! Not only are they the house band for Free Beer and Hot Wings. Not only are the guys party animals that love whiskey and midgets. But they are one of the best live bands on the road today! If you don't know Wayland, get prepared to have your asses kicked September 12th at XFest 15

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Daredevil Releases ‘Rise of the First Defender’ Trailer [VIDEO]

I've been in hog heaven over the past few months because of all the attention Daredevil has been getting. Daredevil is one of my favorite comic characters of all time and my pickle is tickled that the Devil is finally getting his due. With every trailer they release, the more excited I get. I can't wait for the April 10th to get here! To hold us over, here is the latest promo for the show, 'Rise of the First Defender'. 

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Nailbiter is THE Best Comic On Shelves Today!

I get tons and tons of books from Excalibur each week. Since I buy them in bulk, sometimes it takes me a while to get around to certain titles. Well, one book I'm sorry I didn't get to sooner, it's Nailbiter. Nailbiter is the BEST comic book on the market right now. The story is amazing, the art is great and overall it is probably the best book I've read since Preacher first hit shelves. 

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Rave Kids Make Hula Hooping Look Good [VIDEO]

I'll be honest, I hate Hula Hoops. Growing up I never could do it. I have no rhythm and suck at life. Its sad but absolutely true. But if there is one thing that can make hula hooping  interesting to me, it's a couple of hot half naked rave chicks hula hooping with glowing sticks and stuff. Watch the video below and enjoy. Just make sure you mute the volume...unless of course of you've taken a couple hits of ecstasy. 

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