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Paris Hilton Gets Pranked In The Worst Way Possible [VIDEO]

Look, Paris Hilton sucks on more levels than I could ever verbalize. The woman is just a horrible was of human space. But, with that said, I'm not quite sure she deserved this. On an Egyptian prank show, Paris was convinced her plane was about to crash. It's kind of horrible...and also kind of hilarious. Did the prank show go too far? Probably. But hey, this isn't the first time Paris has been filmed going down. Watch the video and judge for yourself. 

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Bobby Jindal’s New Campaign Slogan Is Ridiculous!

Look...I think every reasonable person on the planet can agree that Bobby Jindal doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of making it to the White House. I mean, in the state of Louisiana, his approval rating is pretty close to Obama's, if that tells you anything. The guy is a human trainwreck! Case and point, check out his absolutely ridiculous campaign slogan. 

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