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Watch Jeff Hardy Get Creamed By Steel Stairs After Falling Off A Cage [VIDEO]

First off, how is Jeff Hardy still alive? Can anyone answer that question? Aside from almost killing himself on a nightly basis in the ring, you take in account all the stuff the guy does outside of the ring and he should have been dead years ago. Friday night, Jeff was back at it, face planting on a pair of Steel chairs after falling off the top of a steel cage. 

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Allow This Highly Intoxicated Young Lady To Explain Monster Trucks To You [VIDEO]

In case you haven't heard, Monster Nation is celebrating Bigfoot's Birthday this weekend at the CenturyLink Center! And I don't know about you, but me, I don't understand the premise of Monster Trucks. I like watching them crush things, but I have no earthly idea how to keep score. So, to help explain to us the rules, here is this drunk lady from Atlanta who apparently REALLY likes Monster Trucks and her cousins...

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Watch This Girl in a Thong Twerk to the Tetris Theme Song [VIDEO]

My friends, we live in a new day and age. Being nerdy is no longer frowned upon, it's embraced and encouraged! So much so, that hot chicks are finally letting their nerd flag fly, which truly is a beautiful thing. Case in point, here is 3 minute video of a super hot chick twerking to the Tetris theme song. God bless Captain America!

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Mom Does Guest Vocals on Son’s Grindcore Band’s Track

It's always nice to see some quality Mother/Son bonding time. Especially when said bonding time leads to Mom laying down some scream tracks for son's band. And that is EXACTLY what happened when the band Corrupt Leaders needed a guest vocalist for one of their new tracks. Check out the awesomely hilarious video below.

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Tara Reid Has Been Going On a Sexy Photo Rampage [PICS]

Tara Reid, you may remember her as being Bunny Lebowski or from American Pie, was one of the sexiest women on the planet at one point in time. Then, she more or less disappeared. Well, over the past few days, she has been going on an Instagram rampage posting all kinds of sexy, half naked photos (with varying results).

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The Comic Bento Box Subscription Looks Awesome!

As you well know, I'm a HUGE comic book nerd. I spend most of my weekend (and paycheck) searching the back issues at Excalibur. But, buying comics and graphic novels can quickly become an expensive habit. Which, sometimes, can prevent you from trying out new books and series. Well, that is where the Comic Bento box comes in.

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Archer’s Viral Marketing Plan is Brilliant!

I'm a HUGE Archer fan. The show is on of the funniest, well written adult oriented cartoons on TV. And their marketing strategy is just absolutely BRILLIANT! They do everything from Archer's fatherly advice to Pam's 'Fappening-esque' cell phone leak. It's just genius! Take a look below at Pam's photo leaks and some of my other favorite teasers for the new season. Have you ever cared so much about a fake, cartoon character's nude photo? It's crazy! For more to get you in the mood for lovin....I mean Archer, go to Archer's tumbler page here. Oh yeah, new season starts Thursday night on FX.

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Taiwanese News Station Makes Insane Animated Video To Sum Up Lions/Cowboys Game [VIDEO]

I don't know if you've seen these before, but there is a TV station in Taiwan that animates what they consider major news. They've animated things such as the celebrity nude photo leak, the Asian airliner crash, and all sorts of fun stuff. Well, the Taiwanese are back covering American Football, and it is just as weird and strange as you would imagine.

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