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Stripper Lauren Block, left, via Facebook
Stripper Lauren Block, left, via Facebook
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Cleveland Stripper Falls Head Over Heels For Tip…Literally

I don't know if you been to the Strip Club lately, but it seems like most of the girls are just mailing it in. No wild pole tricks, nothing crazy in the lap dance room. It sucks, and not in a good way.

But not all strippers are metaphorically sucking balls. Some are really getting after it. One Cleveland stripper was working so hard for her tips that she took a 15 foot nose dive! 

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Funniest AutoCorrect Fails of 2012

Since the inception of the iPhone, mobile devices have become more user friendly, intuitive and useful. You can chat face to face with someone on the other side of the world. You can micro-manage your everyday life.

But despite the advancing technology, somehow Apple and other phone manufacturers just can't figure out how to install a properly functioning autocorrect.

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A Bunch of Hot Chicks Go Snowboarding in Bikinis! [VIDEO]

Winter time is upon us. The weather is cold, the wind in fierce, and the temperatures are dropping daily. But that's no reason to stay inside because you could be missing out all sorts of awesomeness...like, oh I don't know, a bunch of barely legal hotties snowboarding in bikinis!

Check out the video after the jump and try leaving your house every once and a while.

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‘You Got What Stuck Where?!?!?’ A Look Back At The Weirdness of 2012

It certainly has been an interesting year. We've had 2 tragically disappointing Apocalypses, several Celebrity trainwrecks, and all kind of other insanity.

However, the thing that blew me away the most this year is the weird things people put into their cavities. No, seriously. If there is a hole on the body, people this year have stuffed it with some pretty amazing stuff.

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Bring In The New Year With Teagan Presley and Gia Nova!

Is that a roll of ones in your pants or you just happy to see that Teagan Presley and Gia Nova are going to help you bring in the New Year sans pants? Probably a bit of both, but either way, it's gonna be a damn good time all weekend long (from December 28-31st) at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club!

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Could Santa’s Legend Be Attributed To People Tripping Balls on Shrooms? More Than Likely…

We've all heard the great Christmas tale of Santa Claus. A Fat guy in a red coat, flying around the world in a sleigh pulled by magical reindeer, delivering toys to all the good boys and girls of the world. It's really quite a tale...but could it all come from the imagination of some drugged up hippie? Researchers think it's more than likely.

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Texas State Troopers in Hot Water for Roadside Cavity Search [VIDEO]

Imagine this: You're going down the road smoking a cigarette and listening to the radio. You toss said cigarette out the window. Then, out of nowhere, a cop pulls you over for littering and gives you a full body cavity search.

Seem a bit excessive and a complete violation of your rights as a person? Yup. And this is exactly what happened just outside of Dallas in July this year.

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Miss Nude World Kimberly Johnson at the Wild Orchid Cabaret This Weekend!

The end of the world is coming. After Friday, we no longer have to worry about hangovers or regrets. So, if you're going to out, you might as well go out in style. And there is no better way to kiss your ass goodbye then by looking at the quite lovely ass of Miss Nude World Kimberly Johnson, who will be at the Wild Orchid Cabaret tonight through Saturday (if we make it that far)!

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Little Drummer Boys That Rock

One of the more popular Christmas songs this time of year is 'The Little Drummer Boy'. And after hearing it about 200 times over the past couple weeks, I got to thinking about all the unsung heroes of rock and roll, the drummers! So here is a list of some of the most sick and twisted drummer boys on the planet. And somehow, I get the feeling that most of these guys have stuffed a lot of stocking and dove down many dirty chimneys over the years...

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Anne Hathaway & Samuel L. Jackson Celebrate Christmas With Slaves and Hos [VIDEO]

When you think of Christmas, generally vision of sugar plums and fat bastards dance through your head. But this Christmas, thanks to Anne Hathaway and Sam Jackson, it's all about hos, slaves, and sadness. Watch this great Funny or Die video and try not to spill your egg nog. 

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