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I like beer 'cause it is good. I drink beer because I should. If there was a song to sing, I'd sing it and beer you bring. I drink beer when I am sad cause the beer, it makes me glad. Now there's nothing left to say, so let's go drink beer. Beer is good...and stuff.
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This Fake New England Patriot Cialis Commercial Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Day [VIDEO]

In case you missed it, the Patriots officially got busted by the NFL today for having under inflated balls during last week's match up against the Colts. 11 out of 12 balls they turned into the NFL were under inflated by at least 2 pounds. At the time of posting, apparently Bill Belichick was so furious that he immediately fired the equipment manager for missing one. Any way, someone took the time to make a Parody Cialis commercial and it is hilarious! Check it out after the jump. 

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Puff’s Secret Stash: A Look At My Comic Collection

By now, it's well established I'm a huge nerd. I see a lot of you at Excalibur Comics each and every week. And people always ask me what stuff I have in my collection. So, from time to time, I'll unveil some of the things I have tucked away in my stash (and for the LOVE OF GOD don't tell my girlfriend. It'll be our little secret). And, by the way, happy new comic day!

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This Is How You Deal With Your Old Lady When She Rides Your Ass [VIDEO]

Ok guys, we've all been there for one reason or another. We all have those moments when our wives/girlfriends/significant others/whatevers ride our asses relentlessly. Maybe we spent too much time at the bar or blew too much cash on a new motorcycle or whatever the case may be. Then you get in the awkward situation where you are getting yelled at and you only REALLY have 3 options: A) Shut up and take it. B) Yell back and start an even bigger argument. or C) Do what this guy did. If you attempt option C, let me know how it goes because I don't have the balls to try it myself.

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Motley Crue Release Details and Song For How ‘All Bad Things Must End’ [VIDEO]

Well, as sad as it makes me, the end is imminent for Motley Crue. They kicked off their Final Tour last year, but there was no clear picture on when or where things were going to end. Well, now, we have all the details on how and when the Crue are gonna call it quits.

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SNL Spoofs Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Underwear Ad [VIDEO]

Let's just get it out in the open, Justin Bieber is a total tool bag. He truly is one of the most insufferable douchenozzles on the planet. So, anytime someone makes fun of him, I'm sold. And this weekend, not only did Saturday Night Live mercilessly mock him, but they actually did it really well! They covered everything from his douchiness to his small wang. Put a smile on your face and join in on the Bieb bashing below.

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Couple Perform Sex Act at Dead Kennedys’ Show [VIDEO]

This...is probably one of the MOST interesting story of the weekend. Apparently, at a sold out Dead Kennedys' show, a couple performed a sex act on stage.This is just a SHOCKING story. I mean how in the HELL did the Dead Kennedys sell out a show without Jello Biafra? Anyway, check out the crazy kids in the news story below.  I guess its safe to say this couple wasn't too drunk to...well, you know.

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Watch a Supercut of Diamond Dave Doing Karate Moves on Stage [VIDEO]

It truly is amazing how talented David Lee Roth is. I mean, yeah his radio career went down in flames after a couple of months but other than that, the guy is a dynamo! Not only is he arguably one of the greatest frontmen of all the time, but the guy has some killer karate moves! Seriously! Check out this Supercut of Diamond Dave busting out Karate moves on stage. It will be the best 2 minutes you spend online all day!

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