They call me gonzo because I have an unhealthy fondness for The Muppets. I really enjoy snorkeling, decoupage, extreme ironing and blogging. If I had to sum my life in a single word, it would be: "breathtaking." Beneath my hard exterior lies the heart of a monk and the soul of a hummingbird. This bio was written by Woody, the company digital guy, who is, as you read this, being set on fire by Gonzo, who is not amused by this nonsense.
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Behind the Scenes of “Savages” With Theory of a Deadman [VIDEO]
Theory of a Deadman are preparing to roll out their fifth album (#4 with producer Howard Benson at the helm), their first since 2011's "The Truth Is..."
With the July 29th release date of "Savages" looming closer, the band has already dropped two videos, "Drown", in conjunction with the first single, and the lyric video for "Angel"...
Law Enforcement and Marijuana DUI Field Testing [VIDEO]
With the legalization of marijuana becoming a reality in some states, and other states strongly considering it, a problem arises. As with alcohol, driving under the influence of weed could present a problem, because whether you want to admit it or not - impaired judgement is impaired judgement...
Holy Pothole, Batman!!! [PHOTOS]
I rue the day that I traded in my Jeep Cherokee, and traded it in on a "new" car. A car that now, thanks to my arch-enemy the Masked Pothole (on Linwood Road), has the suspension of a 15-year-old Hugo.
I won't even mention the pothole at Westport and Pines Road...
What Do You Poupon? [VIDEO]
Apparently this commercial was banned by Kraft for questionable content. Maybe someone was fired for the concept. I hope not, because this is probably one of the top five commercials I've ever seen. If more commercials made me laugh like this one did, I'd probably buy a pile of shoddy products...
The Pretty Reckless Premiere Video For ‘Messed Up World’ [VIDEO]
The Pretty Reckless are wrapping up a tour of Europe right now, getting ready to hit the states for a headlining tour this fall.
As preparation, they've released "Messed Up World," the next single from "Going to Hell," to radio, and today, the video for that song premiered.
We had a chance to see it when they played our 20th Birthday Bash in May, and now you have a chance to ch
Song Answers the Question: “Is Jack White a…?” [VIDEO]
Jack White is a what?!?!?!? I've heard him called one on numerous occasions (like here, for one). But the Jack White I know is an ARTIST, a MUSICAL GENIUS, and therefore has a legitimate right to certain eccentricities, right?
The man in this song can't be the same guy that sold out Municipal Auditorium a few short weeks ago, right...
Porn Star Celebrates World Cup Victory with 12-Hour Sex Marathon [PHOTOS]
I'm going to be straight here. I don't get soccer (or as the rest of the world calls it, futbol). This is a sport? A bunch of guys jogging. Face it soccer fans, you're watching a bunch of guys jog up and down the field. Oh, wait! He kicked the ball! More jogging. Yawn.
But for the rest of the world, where the NFL is just a dream, and all their best hockey players have left their respective countri
The Pretty Reckless (and Sid From Heaven’s Basement) Cover Oasis’s ‘Champagne Supernova’ [VIDEO]
In case you were wondering where they went, The Pretty Reckless are frolicking in the English countryside for a bit before they come back to the States for a big Fall tour with Adelita's Way.
They postponed the frolicking today (6/12) for an appearance on BBC's Radio One Live Lounge, and busted out acoustic versions of "Messed Up World" from their 'Going To Hell' album, and, with help fr
Greatest Father’s Day Tribute Ever [VIDEO]
Father's Day: A celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. You know it happens once a year, but you're never quite sure exactly when...
Just in case the email accidentally went to junk mail, here's your warning shot - FATHER'S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY...
Supergroup’s New Video Pokes Obama, Gun Control, and the Nature of Americans [VIDEO]
First and foremost...WHAT A GREAT EFFING BAND! Ray Luzier (formerly of KORN), George Lynch (of Dokken & Lynch Mob), and DUg Pinnick of King's X!
These guys could each conduct a symposium on their respective instrument (in Pinnick's case - bass guitar AND his voice)...
Heaven’s Basement Live in London [VIDEO]
It seems like just yesterday that Heaven's Basement was kicking off our 20th Birthday Bash...and kicking about 10 kinds of ass in the process...
Back home in the U.K. now, their crowds are a bit larger, and a little more feisty!
Watch Metallica, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold and More: Full Sets From Germany’s Rock am Ring Festival [VIDEO]
The annual 4-day Rock am Ring Festival wrapped up Sunday night (6/8) after blistering sets by the likes of Metallica, Iron Maiden, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Alter Bridge,. Mastodon, Opeth, Trivum, Nine Inch Nails, Slayer, Rob Zombie, and more...