They call me gonzo because I have an unhealthy fondness for The Muppets. I really enjoy snorkeling, decoupage, extreme ironing and blogging. If I had to sum my life in a single word, it would be: "breathtaking." Beneath my hard exterior lies the heart of a monk and the soul of a hummingbird. This bio was written by Woody, the company digital guy, who is, as you read this, being set on fire by Gonzo, who is not amused by this nonsense.
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Metallica Traumatize Dirty Hippies at Glastonbury [VIDEO]
Okay, I'm exaggerating. No hippies were harmed before, during, or after Metallica's performance Saturday, but the patchouli crowd were mad as hell, and they wanted everyone to know it.
When it was announced that Metallica would be one of the headliners at the prestigious Glastonbury Festival in Somerset , England, the dirty hippies came out of the woodwork to complain...
“The Suárez of the Lambs” [VIDEO]
How long does this World Cup fiasco last? A year-and-a-half or some such nonsense? Why, oh why can't it be over, so all the soccer(futbol) bandwagon hoppers-on can shut up about it, and we can all get back to our miserable lives. Bitter...
What Would Jesus NOT Do?
Who really knows what Jesus would do? He was known to pontificate to the masses from atop hillsides, but when it came to something as personal as...self love...you'd like to think he'd bring it down a notch. Maybe just give you a little hint over a loaf of bread and some nice Chianti...
Hellyeah Release Lyric Video for “Moth” [VIDEO]
We've had a chance to chew on "Sangre Por Sangre/Blood For Blood," the title track from Hellyeah's fourth and latest album for a month or so now, so the band decided it was time to drop a new video. And they have.
The lyric video for "Moth" (one of my favorite songs from the album) popped up online today, and I knew you'd want to see it ASAP. So here it is. Enjoy!
Triumph the Insult Dog Poops on the World Cup [VIDEO]
World Cup fever is everywhere! Even in a country like the U.S., where soccer (futbol) is basically a third class sport - ranking with curling, table tennis, and synchronized swimming on the sports radar - bandwagon fans are coming out of the woodwork...
Meet Gonzo’s Spiritual Advisor [VIDEO]
Sometimes, life goes in unplanned directions. When that happens, many of us turn to a spiritual advisor. Whether it be a priest, a minister, your favorite cult leader, or the Dalai Lama - it's always good to have someone that can help you get back on track...
99X 20th Anniversary: Lost Songs (and Bands), Volume One [VIDEO]
Radio is a lot like real life. Moods change. People come and go. And a lot of stuff gets shoved into the back corner of the attic somewhere.
Over the 20 years 99X has been on the air in the Shreveport area, literally thousands of songs have graced our airwaves...
Shreveport’s 556 Tactical Builds Custom Rifle’s for 5FDP’ s Zoltan Bathory [VIDEO]
When Five Finger Death Punch rolled through town last year we discovered that the band thoroughly enjoyed shooting things and blowing stuff up. In a fun way, NSA, in a fun way...
That being the case, it's no surprised that while the guys were in town, they bonded with Colin Evans, the owner of 556 Tactical, Louisiana’s premier tactical assault AR15 and AR10 Builder/Dealers...
Your Favorite World Cup Team’s Jerseys Painted on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models [VIDEO]
Every four years, an event happens that has the attention of the entire world. Except for the United States. And I'm not talking about the Presidential election. This one involves a round ball and and a bunch of guys jogging up and down a field...
Alice Cooper’s New Guitarist is Hot! And She Can Play, Too! [VIDEO]
As I'm sure you're aware, Motley Crue is coming to the CenturyLink Center on October 12th, as part of their farewell tour. Along for the ride is rock legend Alice Cooper, who, in my humble opinion, is well worth the price of admission himself...
Behind the Scenes With Mastodon [VIDEO]
Mastodon fans rejoice, for June 24th brings you the release of "Once More 'Round the Sun", album number six from your favorite practitioners of prehistoric sludge rock.
The bad news: this album is chock full of laser focused songs, tight arrangements, melodies, and even (gasp...
If Type O Negative Covered Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” [VIDEO]
If Type O Negative had covered Katy Perry's "Dark Horse"...it might have sounded something like Anthony Vincent's version. You might remember Vincent as the guy that did the video where he covered "Dark Horse" in 20 different styles.....