In July of 2008, the carcass of a bloated, chimera-like animal washed ashore in Long Island. The ‘Montauk Monster‘ terrified and fascinated the nation that summer, with zoologists eventually concluding the beast was probably a water-damaged raccoon, rather than some sort of byproduct of a top-secret experiment gone horribly wrong.
Four years later, it looks like we have another monster on our hands.
They are two types of belly flops — The first comes courtesy of a daredevil with a masochistic streak who deliberately falls into the water gut first. The second happens when somebody just isn’t very good at diving into a pool.
‘The Dark Knight Rises‘ hits theaters July 20th. This means we are now solidly into the “bat days” of summer. Jimmy Fallon played his part in hyping the much-anticipated movie with a sketch in which Paul Reubens uses his Pee-wee Herman voice to overdub all the voices in a ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer. Check out the simple but effective edit below.
On an episode of the legendary sitcom ‘Seinfeld,’ Elaine asked Jerry what men find so appealing about cat fights. ”Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there’s a chance they might somehow kiss,” Jerry sagely responded.
Japan has some crazy shows, but their Guinness World Records TV series is somehow the craziest. You think we’re kidding, but in one episode a man named Tomoharu Shoji sets a world record by crushing 43 nuts in one minute… Oh, yeah, and he did it just by using his butt.
There were a few commercials during this year’s Super Bowl that provided a sexy break from a high quality game. (Thank you, Adriana.) However, if PETA got their way, the big game would have probably featured a lot more alluring women strutting what the good lord done give ‘em.
This weekend we learned that Mitt Romney will almost certainly be running against Barack Obama for President this fall, and that New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning has cemented his status as an elite quarterback by winning his second Super Bowl. Now imagine a crazy scenerio in which only QBs can run for President.
While the goofily indecipherable ‘Sh*t Wookies Say‘ seemed like the logical end to the viral video phenomenon that kicked off almost a month ago with ‘Sh*t Girls Say,’ it looks like one more piece of hilarity has been squeezed out of the well-trodden meme.
Tripp and Tyler’s ‘Sh*t Nobody Says’ highlights all the phrases that you will never, under any circumstances hear anybody utter.
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