I'll preface this by saying that I have no idea why bands spend a** loads of money making videos these days. I mean there's no outlet for them like MTV or Fuse anymore...and you can get just as many views online via youtube and others with a flipcam video (Rebecca Black, anyone???).
It's like the Tootsie Pop test, only better. How long can you look at Kate Upton without the urge to dive into a serious bout of self molestation? Only those with the ultimate mastery of their domain can make it through ten minutes plus...My record's about a minute five...
What happened to this feisty, sexy little red-headed minx?!?!?! Click on the "read more" button if you dare, and see how Lindsay Lohan went from hot to a steaming pile of crack-addled crap in just a few short years.
When I think of Kate Upton...I think of drinking her bathwater through a straw. All of it. At one time. Then burping. Loudly. To drown out the sound of mad fapping. For your enjoyment, the video from Kate's Sports Illustrated photo shoot. Bathwater not included. You're welcome.
Face it. It's the day before Valentine's Day. If you're not married, in a relationship, or have a regular booty call - you ain't getting lucky tomorrow. Thankfully, you've are a black belt in fapping, and we're providing the motivation with the following gallery of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Kate Upton. Happy Valentine's Day. Loser.
Tuesday means more Tramp Stamps! And today, it's Tramp Stamps of the Rich and Famous!
It kinda puts everything into perspective...knowing that Jessica Alba has the same ink on her crack as that stripper on stage two at The Wild Orchid!
Okay...I get that women get off on hanging with famous guys. But, c'mon! Even though George probably banged this skank like a $4.00 snare drum, surely she could find somebody that didn't get famous by cracking himself in the nads on a regular basis. Like Puff, maybe. If he were famous. And not Puff.
This guy (who from all indications is hopelessly gay) may have the best gig in the world. Other than Puff's. Ok, just forget may have. There's no doubt that he HAS the best gig in the world.
Victoria's Secret minx Adriana Lima was recently in St. Barts on a shoot, when this guy pops up performing the enviable task of arranging her fun bags so they look just right. And since they look just right in every photo she's ever been in, obviously Herve here is a very busy, and very happy, man. (Well, he would be happy if he weren't obviously, hopelessly gay.)
Looking for a great way to waste a few minutes at work? Not that I would ever do that of course, but
liquidgeneration.com does have some mindless games on their website that will give you a good reason to postpone that TPS report.
This one is my favorite...mainly because I kicked it's ass!
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