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Are You Up To The Kate Upton Challenge? [VIDEO]
It's like the Tootsie Pop test, only better. How long can you look at Kate Upton without the urge to dive into a serious bout of self molestation? Only those with the ultimate mastery of their domain can make it through ten minutes plus...My record's about a minute five...
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Faces of Meth – Celebrity Edition [PHOTOS]
What happened to this feisty, sexy little red-headed minx?!?!?! Click on the "read more" button if you dare, and see how Lindsay Lohan went from hot to a steaming pile of crack-addled crap in just a few short years.
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Can’t Get Enough of Kate Upton? Me Either! [VIDEO]
When I think of Kate Upton...I think of drinking her bathwater through a straw. All of it. At one time. Then burping. Loudly. To drown out the sound of mad fapping. For your enjoyment, the video from Kate's Sports Illustrated photo shoot. Bathwater not included. You're welcome.
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Tattoo Tuesday [PHOTOS]
Does this really need an explanation? No. I didn't think so. Happy fapping, you ink fetish freaks
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Kate Upton – A 99X Valentine’s Day Card For You [PHOTOS]
Face it. It's the day before Valentine's Day. If you're not married, in a relationship, or have a regular booty call - you ain't getting lucky tomorrow. Thankfully, you've are a black belt in fapping, and we're providing the motivation with the following gallery of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Kate Upton. Happy Valentine's Day. Loser.
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Superbowl XLVI – A 2 Minute Gay Recap [VIDEO]
Yes. Even THEY watch football. Kinda.
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday [PHOTOS]
Tuesday means more Tramp Stamps! And today, it's Tramp Stamps of the Rich and Famous!
It kinda puts everything into perspective...knowing that Jessica Alba has the same ink on her crack as that stripper on stage two at The Wild Orchid!
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Hottest Rock Babe: Lzzy Hale or Taylor Momsen? [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
So...it's pretty obvious they're both drop-dead gorgeous. And they can both sing and play their a**es off. But who truly is the hottest rocker?
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Want To Score With A Hot, Nasty, Chick? Be A Jackass. [PHOTOS]
Talk about going from one extreme to the other. George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis was recently busted sucking face with "Jackass" Steve-O.
Okay...I get that women get off on hanging with famous guys. But, c'mon! Even though George probably banged this skank like a $4.00 snare drum, surely she could find somebody that didn't get famous by cracking himself in the nads on a regular basis. Like Puff, maybe. If he were famous. And not Puff.
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World’s Greatest Job — Breast Fluffer [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
This guy (who from all indications is hopelessly gay) may have the best gig in the world. Other than Puff's. Ok, just forget may have. There's no doubt that he HAS the best gig in the world.
Victoria's Secret minx Adriana Lima was recently in St. Barts on a shoot, when this guy pops up performing the enviable task of arranging her fun bags so they look just right. And since they look just right in every photo she's ever been in, obviously Herve here is a very busy, and very happy, man. (Well, he would be happy if he weren't obviously, hopelessly gay.)
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene? [PHOTOS]
Looking for a great way to waste a few minutes at work? Not that I would ever do that of course, but
liquidgeneration.com does have some mindless games on their website that will give you a good reason to postpone that TPS report.
This one is my favorite...mainly because I kicked it's ass!
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday {PHOTOS]
According to the calendar on the wall, it's Tuesday September 7th, 2010. I've gotta get a new calendar. Nontheless, it is Tuesday...and that means it's time for another exciting edition of 'Tramp Stamp Tuesday"