Win 99X Fest Tickets [VIDEO]
April 11, 2012
99X Fest is only a week away! Hopefully you already have your tickets...but maybe you just put a new tranny in the '64 Rambler and you're busted. We've got you covered with 8 more chances to score FREE tickets to see Godsmack, Staind, Halestorm, and Man Made Machine at CenturyLink Center next Thursday (4/19).
Would You Hit It?
April 5, 2012
Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, 8 Simple Rules, Charmed, and Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco. After leonard hit it, would you? Let the voting, and (possible) fapping begin...
Man Dies in Geriatric Meth Lab Explosion
March 5, 2012
Sooner or later, it had to happen. You cut their Social Security. You cut their medicare. You jack up the price of cigarettes and Depends. Eventually, you hit the breaking point, and Grandma and her posse have to crank (pun not intended...seriously) up a meth lab in the nursing home just to make ends meet.
nbc.com Redlight King on ‘The Tonight Show’ [VIDEO]
February 24, 2012
If you listen to 99X, and I'm assuming you do, or you wouldn't be reading this (duh...), you've probably heard of Redlight King. They had a great song that sampled Neil Young ("Old Man") out last year...and they've been seeing a lot of success with their latest "Bullet in My Hand". They'll be playing a lot of high profile festivals this summer - including Rock On The Range - so, you'll be seeing a lot more of them in the future.
Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS, VIDEO, NSFW]
February 23, 2012
Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, a feisty redhead to sink your teeth into - or visa versa. True Blood's Debra Ann Woll. Gentlemen...let the voting, and fapping begin...
Guns N Roses Out on ‘Up Close & Personal Tour’ [VIDEO]
February 22, 2012
Guns 'N Roses are getting ready for a European tour with a series of intimate theater shows with their 'Up Close & Personal' Tour. The tour includes 7 shows this month, and a private concert during fashion week in New York last week
Would You Hit It? [PHOTOS]
February 22, 2012
Time for another (A)rousing edition of "Would You Hit It?"...where you decide if some random famous or semi-famous wumpy is worth a round of vigorous fapping. Up today, the oldest (and dare I say...hottest) of the nefarious Kardashian sisters - Kourtney. Gentlemen...let the voting, and fapping begin...
youtube Puscifer Performs ‘Telling Ghosts’ on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ [VIDEO]
February 17, 2012
After a short tour with Tool, Maynard J. Keenan is back on the road with his eclectic music-meets-comedy troupe Puscifer. The band took a night last night (2/16) to make an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'.
youtube Five Finger Death Punch Release Video For ‘Remember Everything’ [VIDEO]
February 17, 2012
I'll preface this by saying that I have no idea why bands spend a** loads of money making videos these days. I mean there's no outlet for them like MTV or Fuse anymore...and you can get just as many views online via youtube and others with a flipcam video (Rebecca Black, anyone???).
Are You Up To The Kate Upton Challenge? [VIDEO]
February 16, 2012
It's like the Tootsie Pop test, only better. How long can you look at Kate Upton without the urge to dive into a serious bout of self molestation? Only those with the ultimate mastery of their domain can make it through ten minutes plus...My record's about a minute five...
Faces of Meth – Celebrity Edition [PHOTOS]
February 15, 2012
What happened to this feisty, sexy little red-headed minx?!?!?! Click on the "read more" button if you dare, and see how Lindsay Lohan went from hot to a steaming pile of crack-addled crap in just a few short years.
sportsillustrated.com Can’t Get Enough of Kate Upton? Me Either! [VIDEO]
February 15, 2012
When I think of Kate Upton...I think of drinking her bathwater through a straw. All of it. At one time. Then burping. Loudly. To drown out the sound of mad fapping. For your enjoyment, the video from Kate's Sports Illustrated photo shoot. Bathwater not included. You're welcome.
