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Birthday: 4/5/87
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Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains

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Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images

The Most Dangerous Thing You Can Do Today Is . . . Sit Down

You drive to work on roads filled with distracted idiots. You walk in past the smokers and inhale their second-hand smoke. You eat a high-fat breakfast. You look at the ceiling tiles and realize they're still packed with asbestos. And after all that . . . you still haven't encountered the most life-threatening part of your day.

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Billy Crystal and Helen Mirren Did a Parody Trailer For “When Harry Met Sally 2″ . . . And it Involves ‘Grampires’

BILLY CRYSTALHELEN MIRREN, and ROB REINER just did a parody about a "When Harry Met Sally" sequel for starts with Crystal and Reiner meeting studio executives, and the head executive loves the idea . . . even though it includes Sally's character being dead. But the executiv

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This Goes Out to My Boy, Rymer!! Lady is too Drunk for the ABC’s

Too Drunk For ABC\'s A woman in Ohio named Nancy Bodo got pulled over on Saturday for drunk driving, and now the dashcam video of her sobriety test is a hit on YouTube.First, the cop asks her to recite the alphabet, starting with the letter D and ending with W, and she starts off strong. But she ends up skipping P, Q, R, S, T and U, then tries two more times and does basically same thing. Her second attempt is the worst, and by her third attempt she's remembered P and forgotten V. And when the cop asks her to count backward from 69 and stop at 53, she skips 61, then doesn't stop until she gets to 40.

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