Hometown: In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....
Birthday: 4/5/87
Sign: I don' know. I think I'm a goat
Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains
Gabe
It’s Your F-ing Family
Story from http://asseeninshreveport.com/
This is something that most folks around here aren't shocked at. This lovely couple was spotted by John who then posted it to asseeninshreveport.com. The fact that he saw something like this is not shocking whatsoever...
Gabe’s Top List for 4/20
Top Best Things About Being a Pothead
In honor of 4/20 Day, check out the Top Best Things About Being a Pothead.
My Apologies to Anyone From Mississippi Reading This But There Are Reasons You’re the Dumbest State in the Union and This Video Proves That
I love idiots! They make life better and are easy targets for people, like me, to make fun of.
A Guy Dressed Up as a Mannequin and Tried To Photograph Women Using the Toilet at a Mall
Never doubt the ingenuity of a true pervert. 22-year-old Joel Hardman of Birmingham, England is one of those perverts. His deviant fetish of choice is women using the toilet.
Why, Grandma, Why? STD Rates Among Seniors Are Up 43% Since 2005
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this . . . but your grandma has been hooking up with a bunch of dirtbags. Just 'cause a guy is good at shuffleboard and has both of his original hips doesn't mean he's going to treat her right.
Texans are Driving Down To Mexico Now . . . Because Gas Across the Border is Only $2.80 a Gallon
Would you risk being kidnapped by a drug lord to save a few bucks on gas? Tons of people in southern Texas say . . . ABSOLUTELY.
Screaming Swear Words is Now a Scientifically-Proven Painkiller
It's a great day for everyone out there who's ever stubbed their toe or bumped their knee . . . then let a bunch of swear words fly no matter how many women, children, nuns, and FCC employees were around. You were on to something.
Would You Wear Boxer Briefs Printed To Look Like Tight Denim Cutoffs? Of Course You Would
We're loving this new product out of Japan.
99x Featured Artist
I decided that starting every Friday, I'll post a band that we either play on 99x or just kicks ass in general. This week's featured artist is a band called Evans Blue.
My Brief Encounter With Gerrard Butler
Yesterday, I was driving down the Bossier Parkway and I stopped at the light where you can turn onto McDade Street. As I was sitting there, I saw a crazy blue colored Lamborghini pull up next to me.
My New Favorite Video…Poo Poo Broussard
Recently, I came across this little treasure on Youtube.
Gabe’s Top Stories of the Day
We had a good bit of stories and in case you missed them, here they are again