Hometown: In a Galaxy Far Far Away.....
Birthday: 4/5/87
Sign: I don' know. I think I'm a goat
Marital Status: Single
Kids: Depends on what part of the country we're in
Pets: One dog...ugliest animal this side of hell. Her name is TC which stands for the cuteness
Favorite Artist: Alice in Chains
Gabe
The Ultimate Question is Answered: Why do Men do Dumb Stuff?
Ladies out there, have you ever wondered why you're boyfriend and his buddies will have a nail gun fight in the yard or tie a couch behind a fourwheeler and book ass through an open field? Today, I have answers.
Time to Lock and Load…For Dove Season
That's right, my outdoorsmen out there. Dove season is right around the corner, and it's time to get geared up.
Gabe Presents: Tales of the UHAUL
Are you one of those people who likes to screw up rent cars and UHAULS because you figure, "Hey. It's not mine and I bought the insurance." Well then this is the story for you lol.
Sportsman’s Expo this Weekend
If you are an outdoorsmen, you won't want to miss this.
Movie Review: Crazy, Stupid, Love
You probably think that I lost my manhood.
The Mayor of a City in New Mexico is Being Sued Over Some Contracts . . . So He Admits He Was Drunk When He Signed Them
I'm conflicted here . . . on one hand you want to be thankful that a politician is being so honest and open. On the other hand, this guy is an idiot.
Gabe Presents: Ramblings of a Man with too Much Time
This is what happens when you combine a lack of sleep, ADHD, and a job that has ample down time.
What Better Way to Kill Time than Watching a Video Where Two Giraffes Beat the Crap Out Of Each Other?
Giraffe FIght!!!! Giraffes like you've never seen them.
Top Things You Didn’t Know About Sharks
With Shark Week under way on the Discovery Channel . . . let's check out the Top Things You Didn't Know About Sharks.
It’s So Damn Hot. Milk Was a Bad Choice
It is hotter than driving Butane for the Devil.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes Thoughts
You don't have a hair on your ass if you think that I am letting a bunch of monkeys take over the world.
The Oakland Raiders Hired a Grandmother as One of Their New Cheerleaders
The Oakland Raiders have picked their new cheerleading squad for the 2011-2012 NFL season, and one of their new ladies is . . . a GRANDMA. A 37-year-old grandma, but still, a grandma.