It takes a person with a cold heart to record their significant other after surgery. The anesthesia makes you incredibly loopy and bound to do something so embarrassing that if it were to go viral, it would scar you for life.
Well, bummer for this girl. Not only does she complain about the pain in her butthole, but she also rips a pretty meaty fart that would even intimidate our very own Eric Zane.
Calm down! It seems Shearer isn’t the end-all, be-all of voice acting. Brock Baker does impressions and it looks like he’s mastered most of Shearer’s Simpsons characters. Watch the video – actually, don’t watch the video and just listen to the audio.
There was some talk in the office Monday after the show about an issue downstairs in the parking lot.
Some coworkers were talking about how a bunch of parking spots were being taken up by a massive vehicle, but no one knew who it belonged to. It didn't take long for us to get to the bottom of the mystery.
If you ever find yourself standing in front of a judge for some reason, don't do what this guy did. He started the interaction with what may have been the worst possible opening line ever said to a judge: "How you doin' a--hole?"
Comedian Craig Gass is in town for a gig this weekend and stopped by the studio this morning to hang out for a little while. We hadn't talked to Craig since he joined us at Radio Row at Super Bowl 49 in Phoenix back in January.
We were once again joined in studio Friday morning by comedian hypnotist Rich Guzzi. Rich joined us once in Nashville a few years ago, as well as in our studio when he famously hypnotized our former intern Butthead Lautner. This time around, interns Stephen and Brandon were the lucky ones.
Everyone who's been into baseball for the last 20 years knows about Manny Ramirez and the odd fellow that he is. Apparently, the whole 2004 Boston Red Sox team was filled with odd fellows who got really nervous really easily.
During their run that led to them winning the 2004 World Series, the players would take a pregame shot that consisted of honey, wine, gin and medicine root. The concoction wasn't enough for Manny, so he decided to ad 100mg of Viagra to the shot, originally just for one player who said he'd try it because he wasn't playing that day. He said the mixture worked for him, so everyone started putting Viagra in their drink.
Webcam viewing at FreeBeerAndHotWings.com is typically reserved for VIP members to the website, but since we have our friend, comedian and hypnotist Rich Guzzi in studio with us this morning hypnotizing interns, we figured we'd let you watch for free as a ‘lil gift!
Every now and then, we’ll be offering up webcam viewing on our website for free for a morning. After a big studio redesign and massive camera upgrade last summer, you now get to see our ugly mugs in fancy, colorful HD!
You know you live in a strange time when breaking objects with your breasts can net you enough cash to buy an island. That's exactly how Busty Heart amassed her wealth.
After numerous plastic surgeries, she now has over 2,000 cc's of silicone in each breast, measuring in at a massive 46H, and she's potentially looking at getting more! Her chest is so ridiculously large that when she took her top off at a strip club (that she owns), someone in the crowd died. It's unclear if it was due to a heart attack or being crushed to death, because she's known for crushing objects with them, too.
Each Thursday on the show, we play Dumber Than Zane Trivia for a $500 cash prize. Due to some instances of cheating in the past, we now require that all of our contestants be blindfolded and use GoToMeeting so we can watch them play and ensure that they are not cheating.
Today's contestant was Mary in Flint, MI. Mary ended up losing to Zane 5-4. The pot for next week increases to $2,000.
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