This morning on the Free Beer & Hot Wings Show, we talked to Shaun Evans who, with his son Shamus, will do something that will make you look like you're the laziest person in the world. And it's all for a great cause. Oh, and it's a great, heartwarming story as well.
High school graduation is a big milestone for teenagers. It's a big relief that after 12 long years of schooling, you're finally stepping into adulthood.
Of course, it's a moment of pride for parents, and most shout and cheer when their kids walk across the stage. At the high school In Senatobia, Mississippi, the school asked parents to withhold their applause and cheers until after all the names were read. Some folks didn't honor that request.
With Free Beer out this week for the birth of his twins, everyone's role is a bit different on the show for a couple of days.
Steve has been running the board all week, which is something that Free Beer usually handles. The other day, though, Zane decided that it was his moment to shine. He wanted to go back to his Joe and the Poorboy roots and run the board. So, we'll see how long this lasts.
On the show this morning, we talked to Kyle (formerly known as Wiener 2 when he was an intern) about his interning experience. We reminisced about the time that he and Wiener 1 had to compete in the Wiener Challenge, in which Producer Joe threw hot dogs and baked beans at them off of a parking garage.
To top it off, the dogs were dipped in a ketchup/mustard/relish slop sauce. Why did we do this? Who knows. But it sure made for a funny video!
We think an old adage says to avoid any really serious arguments about politics, religion, etc. in any marriage because of its unnecessary strain. In this case, "strain" is definitely an understatement.
The election in 2012 wasn't all that close at all with Barack Obama handily defeating Mitt Romney. According to this woman, though, her husband was at fault for Romney's loss.
What happened to the good old days, when teenagers spent Memorial Day weekend trying to find some beer or awkwardly fondling each other? This year they spent it doing something MUCH more unsavory.
There's a huge trend that blew up on social media this weekend, called the "Charlie Charlie Challenge." People are performing an old Mexican superstitious ritual where you balance one pencil on top of another to form a cross. Then you say, "Charlie, Charlie, are you here?" And then, if the Mexican demon named Charlie really IS there, the pencils move.
It takes a person with a cold heart to record their significant other after surgery. The anesthesia makes you incredibly loopy and bound to do something so embarrassing that if it were to go viral, it would scar you for life.
Well, bummer for this girl. Not only does she complain about the pain in her butthole, but she also rips a pretty meaty fart that would even intimidate our very own Eric Zane.
Calm down! It seems Shearer isn’t the end-all, be-all of voice acting. Brock Baker does impressions and it looks like he’s mastered most of Shearer’s Simpsons characters. Watch the video – actually, don’t watch the video and just listen to the audio.
There was some talk in the office Monday after the show about an issue downstairs in the parking lot.
Some coworkers were talking about how a bunch of parking spots were being taken up by a massive vehicle, but no one knew who it belonged to. It didn't take long for us to get to the bottom of the mystery.
If you ever find yourself standing in front of a judge for some reason, don't do what this guy did. He started the interaction with what may have been the worst possible opening line ever said to a judge: "How you doin' a--hole?"
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