Hi, I’m Bristol! Thank you so much for taking the time to ‘click’ me. They want me to tell you fun tidbits. I’m an Air Force brat, so truth be told, I’m not really FROM anywhere. I’m a Virgo, and I actually do like long walks on the beach. I’m married to the fabulous Keith who is a total keeper since he won’t put up with my crap. I’m also the crazy horse lady on the radio. I have Paisano, who is a Royal Dutch Warmblood, and Captain Crane and Under Pressure, who are both Off Track Thoroughbreds. I also have two cats (Lortab and Crackhead) and three dogs: Mikey (Dachshund), Bella (Bullmastiff) and Cam (who knows?)! I’m passionate about rescuing/adopting animals as opposed to purchasing them from breeders. I like to read and I love live music! As far as artists, I can't say I have a favorite, my tastes change. But in the top five of all time are Nine Inch Nails, the Beastie Boys, David Gray, the Grateful Dead, Maroon 5. I also love Blake and Miranda, Hunter Hayes and Gretchen Wilson. See, they're all totally different! See Virgo, above. I live on social media so friend or follow me please! My friends and family mean the world to me and I often refer to myself as a ‘pervy cougar.’ Who says you can’t look at the young hotties of Hollywood today? That Zac Efron. Yum!