Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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9 Randomly Annoying Things We Desperately Want (And Need) to End
The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series, ending a 108-year drought. If they can end it, then surely these other things can become ancient history, too, right?
X-Rated Wedding Photo Is Basically Porn Magic
Getting married is every little girl's dream. A photo like this? Not usually.
College Football’s Highest-Paid Football Coaches Show You’re in the Wrong Line of Work
These big-name coaches may want their jummb-sized linemen to escort them to the bank to cash their jumbo-sized paychecks.
You Too Can Make This Grotesquely Awesome Oozing Pumpkin
It’s not enough to just have a pumpkin for Halloween anymore.
No, we live in a time where pineapple jack-o’-lanterns, election-ready Trumpkins, wild pumpkin regattas and seriously obese pumpkins and are hogging the attention, so you’ve got to go next level if you want to stand out...
Watch Klutzy Customer Accidentally Destroy $6,000 Worth of Flat Screen TVs
Here's the long and short (and flat) of it: this customer should probably do his shopping online.
Breaking Science News — Here’s How to Prevent Smelly Farts
We interrupt whatever you are doing to bring you this monumentally important piece of information: you can stop your farts from smelling.
Polite Kevin Durant Chows Down on Young Fan’s Nachos
Kevin Durant is making himself right at home with the Golden State Warriors.
Cute Corgi Climbing Stairs Will Make You Forget This Landmine of a Year
"Quit" isn't in this dog's vocabulary.
See All 100 Unfortunate Coaches Bill Belichick Has Ever Beaten
Bill Belichick has hit the century mark.
Supreme Pervert Pleasured Himself Into Women’s Orange Juice
Breakfast will never be the same.
Willis Gene Burdette, 72, may sound like an assassin, but he's something much worse more vile. Burdette, is in a heaping pot of trouble for, well, why don't we just let The Smoking Gun explain it?
A grand jury this week voted to indict an elderly Ohio man on charges that he snuck into the home of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculated into a bottle of orange juice tha
Tim Tebow Did What in His First Baseball Game?
Maybe this baseball thing wasn't such a bad idea, after all.
And the Most Disliked Player in the NFL Is…
People may love the NFL, but they sure don't love everyone who plays in it.