Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Students Pull Off March Madness Buzzer Beater We Sorely Need
March Madness has lacked a signature shot so far, so these kids went ahead and provided one for us.
Can You Guess Monopoly’s 3 New Pieces? Don’t Bet On It
Out with the old, in with the new.
Learn the Stunning and Surprising Story of the Real St. Patrick
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St. Patrick’s Day Hero Guzzles a Guinness While Standing on His Head
No one is more ready for St. Patrick's Day than this guy. You could say he's head over heels excited for it.
Train Dumps Boatload of Snow on Poor People Waiting on Platform
There is no mode of transportation immune to the perils of traveling in snow.
Can Your Child Read a Clock? New Survey Says Probably Not
The time it is a'changin'.
Can You Name the 2 States That Don’t Observe Daylight Saving Time?
Daylight Saving Time is upon us. Well, most of us.
Lunatic Roommate Has No Earthly Clue How to Open Loaf of Bread
Sure, those twist ties used on bags of bread are annoying, but we all learn to accept them. Well, not all of us.
You’ll Relate Way Too Much to These Things Never Heard in an Office
We may work in different offices, but life in them is eerily similar.
Sad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and Less
Here's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.