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I stay horney 24 hours a day. All I ever think about is filthy, hot, kinky sex. I love to write stories about all my disgusting thoughts. Enjoy!
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Festapalooza Style Guide for Rocker Chicks — Here’s What You Should Wear

We've received plenty of questions about Festapalooza, from the weird ('Can I bring my pet goat?') to the mundane, yet important ('Will there be beer?'). But one question close to my heart (which is right beneath my ample bosom) is: how should I dress for Festapalooza?

Here's some fashion advice for Shreveport-Bossier rocker chicks who want to look good and flaunt it at the show. It's five things you ladies should wear to Festapalooza.

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Heat Up Your Thanksgiving Dinner with This Recipe for S&Mashed Potatoes

Thanksgiving is a stressful day full of overbearing family members, loud kids and way too much cooking. But that doesn't mean you can't have a little dirty fun when no one is looking.

Here are some sexy cooking instructions for one of my favorite Thanksgiving dishes: S&Mashed potatoes.

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99X’s New Contributor ‘The Dirty Diva’ Loves Big Weiners

When I got to the station today, I couldn’t believe what was before my eyes: a big, luscious weiner. It was so enormous! But as I was pulling in, the weiner was pulling out. How unfair!

The sight of it made me drool. It looked beefy and delicious. I just wanted to put it in my mouth! I wanted to take a picture with it, too. Luckily, a friend was there to snap one. Check it out.

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