Chris Illuminati
Rambo — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That’s fantastic news for almost every guy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t think you’re “too tiny.”
Cassandra Dawn — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Playboy Cyber Girl Cassandra Dawn likes to hypnotize men with her…voice. Inspired by the sirens in Greek mythology, this seductress knows the real way to a man’s heart is through his ears.
Hillary Fisher — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Hillary Fisher is a Playboy model, the current Miss Playboy Club, Miss Sunset Tan 2010 and has appeared in Maxim and American Curves magazine. She is also a self-proclaimed foodie and pastry chef. She can add Crush of the Day to her extensive resume. It should go somewhere near the top.
BelleBane and Bounty – SuicideGirls of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let’s hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let’s hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.
Georjah — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Georjah, a SuicideGirl who loves a dirty talker, can’t narrow down her favorite sexual position, loves Marilyn Manson and prefers reality over fantasy. We prefer fantasy because that’s the only place we’d have a chance with a girl as fine as Georjah.
Rebecca Grant — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
In real life, Rebecca Grant has appeared on ‘NFL Under the Helmet’ and ‘Robot Wars: Extreme Warriors.’ In the online world, Rebecca was the inspiration for the character Katarina in the video game Dungeon Siege III. Rebecca is our crush today for being a tasty looking treat not only in this world, but in the world of video game babes.
Vintage ‘Mad Men’ ‘Playboy’ Covers Are a Fan’s Dream [IMAGES]
The good folks over at Tauntr have made our ‘Mad Men’ dreams come true with vintage ‘Playboy’ covers featuring Alison Brie, Christina Hendricks and January Jones.
Miss Prestin – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Laura Michelle Prestin, or Miss Prestin as she likes to refer to herself, is a cover and fitness model from the great white north known as Canada. She has appeared in the pages of American Curves Magazine, Muscle Magazine and even has her own best-selling calendar. Besides a body that looks tighter than Spanx on Chaz Bono, Miss Prestin has something else we are dying to get our hands on…
Rosa Acosta — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Rosa Acosta is a model, actress and has been romantically linked to something called a “Rob Kardashian.” Is that the guy married to Lamar Odom? Rosa is our crush today because she has two of our favorite attributes in a female: good looks and flexibility. It’s rare to find both. Sure, there are a ton of gorgeous women in the world, but can they do this?
‘Bond Girl’ Berenice Marlohe — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Marlohe. Berenice Marlohe.
Jokes. Predictable jokes. Our awful sense of humor doesn’t change the fact that French actress Berenice Marlohe will play the love interest of super spy James Bond in ‘Bond 23′ which is currently in pre-production. The new Bond Girl’s previous roles include French movies we won’t even begin to attempt to pronounce, spell or pretend as if we’ve seen.
Mexico Proposes Short-Term ‘Marriage Contracts’
Marriage is a lifetime commitment. Scary as hell right? But what if marriage had a leasing option? Try it out for a few years to see if it’s worth all the trouble. Mexico is considering the idea.
Jordan Carver — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Born in Munich, Germany, Jordan Carver is a glamor model that’s appeared in popular UK magazines like Lads and Slitz. She is finally breaking through in the US and her trip to Oktoberfest was recently featured on the Playboy website The Smoking Jacket. Jordan is our crush today in preparation for Breast Cancer Awareness Month this October. If any woman can act as constant reminder as to the import