We need to thank high school nerd Jake Davidson for his unwavering efforts to get a supermodel to go to prom with him. If not for him, we probably never would have had our eyes opened to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal.
Instagram isn't just a place to upload food porn pictures and hot selfies, though the latter is one of our favorite uses for the photo-sharing app. There's some funny, bad-ass and overall weird s#*^ on there, too -- something we quickly discovered by doing a search for 'metal.'
Check out some of the best metal pictures and memes on Instagram.
It must be nice to be that guy who programs the descriptions of shows and movies into TV programming. Instead of going postal when you have a bad day, you can just "accidentally" type in a porn movie title and give millions of viewers a nice little surprise.
We don't pay much attention to big news stories -- unless they involve metal, porn or some glorious combination of the two. However, watching strippers read the news is enough to make even the most banal story interesting.
Sunday's St. Patrick's Day party, Patty in the Plaza, was mostly a family-friendly event. That didn't stop us from trying to have a little adult fun. Since we were unable to convince any lovely ladies to get into the bouncy castle and bounce in slow motion (something about 'having too much self respect'?), we did the next best thing: have two local girls face off against each other in a race up an inflatable rock wall.
Place your bets on who emerges victorious, but know this: you win no matter what.
Are you one of those lucky guys who has a girlfriend or wife that actually enjoys cooking for you? These sexy and nerdy video game aprons will help make sure your dinner isn't the only thing that's hot in the kitchen.
The Internet is full of people who enjoy misleading you. The quicker you accept this, the easier it is to have fun and mislead people yourself.
So, when we found this picture claiming it's a down-the-shirt view of a rather busty girl, our first reaction was to drop our jaws. The second was to ask, is that really a picture of boobs or someone's knees?
What do you think? Look very closely and let us know.
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