For those of you that know me, I'm not big on Twitter. I use it occasionally to keep up with the cool kids, but generally speaking I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground. But today while bumbling around on the Twitter machine, I found one of the funniest/most offensive trends ever, #AshWednesdayPickUpLines!

Now, I know this will offend and upset some folks, but what the hell? If this is what gets your blood boiling why don't you take a second, look around at the world we live in, and shut the hell up.

There are MUCH worse things going on in the world today, and from what I remember from the Bible, Jesus had a sense of humor. So, here are some of our favorite #AshWednesdayPickUpLine tweets:


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