Alabama Hates the American Way! [VIDEO]
I just read online that it is illegal to purchase or possess sex toys in the state of Alabama. (I guess too many people were having sex with relatives so they essentially outlawed it there)
Having sex is as natural as breathing, and is the funnest way to kill 30 minutes while waiting on my pizza to be delivered. I personally think it is UnAmerican for Alabama to try and ban sex. I mean, other than baseball, it is America’s Favorite Past Time. Plus, it’s always been my belief that whatever a man, a woman, a chick with a penis, a midget and a grandma do to a donkey in the privacy of their own home is their own gosh darn business.
So, in an effort to rebel against the stupid laws in Alabama, I just had sex. And I wanted to share this song with you guys…
And yes, it was AMAZING!!!