A joke from Floyd the Trucker
Told by Floyd: Once I was driving this tour bus around full of old people. This one old man kept getting up and offering me some peanuts and I was hungry so I took the peanuts. He came up two more times to offer me peanuts and again I ate them. When we stopped for a potty break I asked the old man where he was getting all the peanuts and he told me that they were eating peanut M&Ms but they just liked to suck the chocolate off of them.