6 Things More Expensive Than Tickets To See Devour The Day
Devour The Day are coming live to The Warehouse in Downtown Shreveport on Saturday April 9th. Getting a band with as many kick ass songs as Devour The Day has to come to Shreveport on a Saturday is a tough task. Getting them to do a Saturday show for $10 tickets is damn near impossible.
But that's exactly what The Warehouse has done.
It's only going to cost you $10 (in advance) to see Devour The Day live in Shreveport, on a Saturday night! See, you're running out of excuses...
Just to help make you feel bad about not having your tickets yet, here are 6 things that will cost more than tickets to see Devour The Day:
#1 - A Large Pizza
Yeah, you can find a large 'pizza' for under $10, but if you're going to get a REAL pizza, you're going to end up spending more than the cost of tickets to this show. Don't try to lie to yourself either...you know it's true.
#2 - A Big Yankee Candle
Your wife/girlfriend/mom/sister or someone in your life has one...or 20 of these damn things. Sure, they smell good, and last a long time (hell, I think we have one in the 99X studio) but have you ever looked at the price tag? Those big bastards are almost $30 a piece! How many Devour The Day tickets could you buy for the stockpile of these you probably have in your closet?
#3 - Good Car Wash
You know damn well I don't mean taking a hose to the car in your front yard. I mean a quality automatic car wash. You're gonna pay more than $10 to get that multi-colored soap and tire cleaner.
#4 - This Stupid Thing
This goofy looking scarf thing, that no doubt a woman in your life wants, will cost you more than it would take to see a kick ass rock show on a Saturday night in Downtown Shreveport. Do you really want to think about not buying tickets to this show so you could buy one of these things?
#5 - A 26-Count Box Of Condoms
Well, I guess actually the way you should look at this one is that maybe you'll need these if you go to the show. Right?
#6 - This Caulk
Yeah, caulk is more expensive that tickets to this show. So don't be a caulk, and get your tickets now. Seriously, they're $10, it's a Saturday night, and these guys have piles of songs you will be able to sing along to!