Nothing warms the cockles of my heart faster than taking a look back at what was. I am not interested in the Lindsay Lohan's and Kim Jong Il crap. I want what was important this past year, like car wrecks, getting hit in the balls, tossing things at a kids who were not ready, people falling down, cars hitting people, falling off high places and the like.

Basically anything that would make me feel better about myself through the unfortunate moments of others. Be prepared to wince and laugh your ass off.