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13 Year Old Threatens To Kill Santa [PIC]

First off, I am all about spanking kids and I think I just found a kid that I would blister their ass just out of sport…and because she is an A+ F***ing BRAT!!!

Now, if you think that I am being a dick, hold on a second and follow along with me.

Meet Mekeeda Austin. She is a 13 year old brat, who seems well on her way to becoming a full-fledged bitch. While most kids are writing Santa Claus asking for various things for Christmas, because they have been good boys and girls, Mekeeda is making demands of the Jolly Old Elf.

You see Mekeeda isn’t asking for much. All she is asking for is a Blackberry, a designer Laura Knitted 33 Jumper, money, Converse trainers and sunglasses. The catch is that she is demanding that Father Christmas bring at least 2 of the things she is asking for or she will “KILL” him.

As you see below, she is also telling Santa that she will hunt down his reindeer, cook them and serve them to the homeless.

Santa's death threat


The part that has be a bit taken aback isn’t that she is asking for such expensive things, that is what teenagers do. What has me scratching my head is that she is still writing to Santa Claus.

And we ask, where is Mom….WEEEELLLLL….Mom did what a good and responsible parent would do, she has a habit of checking her daughter’s backpack, which is where she found the ransom note to Kris Kringle. Now I have no idea what kind of money Mom makes, but something tells me she doesn’t have the money to spend on buying human beings like ‘the real’ Justin Bieber and teenage singer Austin Mahone…just sayin’.

Here is the bad part, Mom isn’t doing anything about it. Sure it seems like a joke, but when you read the entire story, you see that Mom likes to get her daughter what she wants, because we don’t want to get the bad side of her.

Here’s the worst part, the quotes from Mekeeda about why she wrote a death threat to Santa:

“I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year. Even though my mum found the note I still think I will get most of the things I want.”

“I don’t see any problem with the letter, I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.”

Yep, we don’t want to get the bad side of Mekeeda.

Oh ya and just so we are all clear, Mom has said her daughter used to get in trouble all the time in school, but has calmed down…WTF?!?!?!

There is something called “the Aunt Polly Theory”, that I would like to introduce to this Mom. It goes like this: You spank them in the morning for what they may do and then spank them before bed for all the bad things that you didn’t catch them doing during the day.

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